Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I have tasted many bathrooms
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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