is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i black out too much to be "responsible"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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