i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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