I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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