Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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