Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

No

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song

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(708): View more from Illinois

He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..

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(815): View more from Illinois

Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?

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(914): View more from New York

He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

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(604): View more from British Columbia

One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.

(778): View more from British Columbia

Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?

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