Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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