Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Randomize
