dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Randomize
