You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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