The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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