ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.