i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.