we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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