thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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