dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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