I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize