Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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