When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I want to fling myself into the sun
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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