So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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