her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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