Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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