So drunk its hurt
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
