Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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