please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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