At least make sure they are 18
Why
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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