it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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