Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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