awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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