we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Randomize