What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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