He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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