I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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