Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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