The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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