Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Barsexuality is the new black.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Panties = found
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