I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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