Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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