It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
