Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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