There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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