So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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