he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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