i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.