dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.