I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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