we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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