I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Acid is not a monday night drug
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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