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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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