And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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