im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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