She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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