my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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