Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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