don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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