I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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