Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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