Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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